Word Vomit

Sorry. That’s not a very appetizing post title. I hope you’re not eating. But word vomit is exactly what you’re going to get from me today. I have so many random thoughts piling up in the ol’ brain … and I’m sharing.

You get a random thought! You get a random thought! You’re all getting random thoughts!!

1. My Thursdays seen much emptier without Grey’s Anatomy on TV. Anyone else? Even if you’re not a regular viewer, you have to admit that not seeing this face on a regular basis would make you sad, too:

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2. If my legs were required to write this post, you’d have no new content to read on here today. I went to spin last night (after enjoying my first class so much). Ouchie. But it hurts so good. I’m looking forward to making this part of my regular routine.

3. The reason I felt so inclined to get my butt to spin yesterday was due to my lunch. Now, I’m not one of those people who will indulge and then think I have to bust my butt to work those extra calories off. That’s just not how I operate. But I skipped yesterday morning’s scheduled workout because I wanted an extra hour of sleep. It happens.

Then lunch hit.

We have a large annual summer fair where I live, and the media luncheon I was covering detailed the entertainment acts, rodeo, rides, etc. The whole community gets really hyped about it. The menu yesterday? Entirely fair food. Corn dogs. Burgers. Nachos. Pizza. Mini donuts. Sundaes. I don’t think there was anything that had any type of nutritional value, except maybe the lettuce in the taco salad. Oh, and cotton candy! All the stuff dreams are made of ;) After eating, I felt pretty extremely gross. So I wanted to get a little active last night. Spin was definitely the answer!

4. I won a giveaway on Julie’s blog yesterday! Very cool. I shrieked when I saw the post at work. I rarely win anything!

5. HOW GOOD does a fresh haircut feel?! I’m naturally blonde but got a little livened up yesterday, plus had the ends trimmed. It’s amazing how the removal of such a small amount of hair can make you feel pounds lighter. Am I right?! Best (fake) weight loss plan out there ;)

6. I started reading 50 Shades of Grey the other day. Yeah, I see what all the hype is about. It’s bananas. I’ll leave it there. Have you read it?

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7. Some of the search terms that have been used to find my blog lately are hilarious. I had to share some of my favorites:

“look at me i’m a jumble of insecurities” (sounds a little like a T Swift song)
“passed out blonde lady” (I wasn’t aware I drank that much)
“killed for meat” (ummm…)
“what does the mocha cookie crumble frappuccino feel like going down your throat” (that’s rather specific and makes me uncomfortable)

and the absolute best one…

“when im home alone i spray my hair green and and get a orange spray tan and pretend im a carrot”.

8. I downloaded John Mayer’s new album the other day. I haven’t had much of a chance to listen to it yet, but I did put my headphones on while doing some research at work yesterday afternoon. I wasn’t concentrating very hard on the lyrics, of course … but there were definitely a couple of beats that caught my attention. I’ve missed John. I’m glad he’s back. Although I feel like he’s trying to morph into Johnny Depp a little more everyday. Right?

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Ahhhhh! I feel much better, now that’s all out in the open. I have much more brain space available to fill up with things like what I’m going to order for dinner at my favorite Mexican restaurant tonight, and how late I can get myself to sleep in tomorrow morning.

You know, valuable information ;)

Enjoy your weekend!


22 thoughts on “Word Vomit

  1. ahahaha those search terms are hilarious, none of them that would remind them of you. I was so happy that I saw you won the giveaways, congrats! i was super jealous! Have a wonderful day, I love these random thoughts

  2. hahahh your search terms made me laugh. very funny

    i’m going to miss grey’s, too. it’s finally picked up again and is pretty good!

    the first few times I did Spinning, I was always very sore the next day, but now my body’s adapted and no longer gets notably sore, unless I had a specifically killer session. you’ll get used to it. (which is actually kind of sad. i know adaptation means we get stronger/better, but wouldn’t it be nice if every workout had the same dramatic effect on our bodies over and over?)

    i enjoyed your word vomit lol thank you!

  3. I opened up your post just as I was taking a bite of my breakfast. Thanks for the lovely image :-)

    Your search terms are hilarious. I started 50 Shades recently too to see what the hype was all about. Yeah, I can’t put it down. Thank God for the Kindle app on my phone. On book 2 now and that image you’ve posted pretty much sums it up. I’ve missed John too! I heard he had a new album out but haven’t checked it out yet. Despite all his bizarre antics over the last few years, he still an amazing musician. Happy Friday!

    • You’re the second person to say they were eating. Whoopsie – perhaps I should have thought about this more haha. I can’t put 50 Shades of Grey down either! I got an hour less sleep last night because of it! Can’t. Stop.

  4. Haha, I loved this post despite (or maybe because of) its randomness. The mocha frappuccino search made me laugh out loud… not good since I’m currently at work and trying to be covert as I read non-work related Internet content (hey, it’s Friday!). I’m getting my hair cut tomorrow and I cannot wait… you’re right, even a little trim can make you feel so much lighter. Have a fantastic weekend! :)

  5. I’ve been wanting to try a spinning class…sounds so intense! Good for you!

    Congrats on wining the giveaway too….I noticed PBFingers tweet about the other day and it made me happy you won! :)

  6. I need to read 50 shades of grey – everyone keeps talking about how good/steamy it is! Its on my summer reading list for sure :)

    p.s – fresh hair cuts are the BEST feeling!

  7. Hi! First timer here, came here from Julie’s site :) Congrats on winning!

    Also I love fair food but get sick afterwards as well haha

    Totally LOL’d at the search terms. Who sprays themselves and pretends to be a carrot? Haahaha. The ones I get are def not as hilarious…